Dear Grown Ups…

Hi!

It’s me, your kid.

I know you’re busy, but hear me out - I’ve got a proposal that I think you’ll like! How about we team up on this whole "growing up" thing? I promise it’ll be worth your while, and here’s why:

I’m Full of Potential: Just like a tiny seed that grows into a giant tree, I’ve got all this potential inside me. But I need you to water me with encouragement, shine on me with your attention, and sometimes prune me with your guidance.

Let’s be partners; both of our voices matter. Go in on this life with me, not against me.

Here’s what I can offer you:

Negotiation Skills Workshops: Ever feel too confident in your negotiation skills? Worry not! I offer daily workshops designed to bring you back down to earth. From bedtime extensions to the number of bites of vegetables required for dessert eligibility, you’ll hone your bargaining skills in no time. Consider it preparation for the boardroom or your next car purchase.

Mindfulness Coaching: Just when you think you can't possibly slow down, I'll remind you of the power of now. Whether it's stopping to examine every bug on our walk or demanding you watch the clouds with me, I'll help you live in the moment like never before. You'll learn that every pebble on our path is a universe unto itself, deserving of our full attention.

The 'Why' Phase as a Mutual Growth Opportunity: You know how I ask "Why?" about everything? Well, think of it as your chance to really understand the world again. Plus, it's a great workout for your patience muscles and your Google-fu skills. Together, we'll explore the mysteries of the universe, like why the sky is blue and why we can't have ice cream for breakfast.

The Joy of Unplanned Adventures: With me, you’ll rediscover the joy of spontaneity. Who needs a meticulously planned day when we can decide on a whim to turn the living room into a lava-filled jungle or a pillow fort? Embrace the unexpected; it’s where the best memories are made.

The Ultimate Sleep Appreciation Course: By engaging in nightly debates about bedtime, presenting compelling arguments against naps, and occasionally waking you up at 3 AM just to declare my love for you (or to inform you of a lost sock), I'll help you develop a profound appreciation for sleep. You’ll never take a peaceful night's rest for granted again.

The bottom line: You’re my hero, and I’m always watching and learning from you. When we partner up, you can show me the ropes, teaching me about kindness, resilience, and how to navigate the world. Sometimes, I have these big feelings that I don’t know what to do with. If we’re partners, you can help me understand them and show me healthy ways to express myself. I know I might make mistakes along the way, but with you by my side, I’ll learn from them and keep getting better. And when I accomplish something, we can celebrate together! This partnership isn’t just for me. You’ll see the world in new ways, learn things you never knew, and remember what it’s like to be curious and amazed.

So, what do you say? Are you in? Let’s make this journey one we walk together, hand in hand. I can’t wait to see where we go and what we learn about each other along the way.

With love and high hopes,

Me

P.S. I promise to try my best, and even though I might resist your guidance sometimes, know that deep down, I’m really listening. Let’s do this!

P.P.S - and if you need help or guidance, call Jerica and Jules - they really understand!